Why?
Because she’s 93 and crazy?
African folk is fun tho! And who?
My 93 year old grandma. I call her Oma, It’s like a weird little shorter version.
Fiiine. I guess that will work. Well, congrats to her! That’s impressive. How ya liking it there?
It’s hot, which is great. But, here it’s one in the morning and my Oma will not. stop. singing. African. folk. songs.
Wow. And you didn’t tell me you were leaving?
I’m sorry, baby. I’ll bring you back one of those shirts that says ‘My best friend went to South Africa and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.’ Besides, My Oma turned 93. This crazy woman is going to out live all of us.
Are you in New York?
Nope, I’m in South Africa.
Someone get my Oma to stop singing African folk songs….
Says who??
Says me. Also I apologize for the apartment smelling like strawberry’s, love you!
…I hate time. Why is it so surprising to people?
Time is a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff. I don’t think you can hate it,
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Yes you can!
I sort of can’t, I have this uh, deal with guy who runs my work.
